(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)
The Prime Minister’s newly formed ‘Tiger Force’ will now also be responsible for bringing peace to the middle east as well as finding the Prime Minister’s lost keys in addition to their primary responsibility of helping in fighting the Coronavirus pandemic.
The announcement came later in the day from the Prime Minister’s office, after the Prime Minister Imran Khan told the media during a briefing that he wanted his Tiger Force to not just help out with the pandemic in Pakistan, but also with fighting climate change.
“Soon after returning home from the briefing, the Prime Minister changed and decided to go for a run to clear his head. However, he soon discovered that he had lost his keys and could no longer go out and would have to use the treadmill in his in-house gym” read a statement from the PM’s office. “This is when the Prime Minister decided this sort of crisis should have the assistance of the Tiger Force.
According to sources in the Prime Minister House, the PM looked for his keys everywhere, even though he said he could swear he put them on the dresser. The source also revealed that the Tiger Force was not the PM’s first idea.
“Keys should have a ringer on them so I can call them when I lose them, wallets too” he reportedly said. “Huh, I wonder if anyone has ever thought of that. Upon being told that numerous budding entrepreneurs, most of them between the ages of 12-16 and doing a powerpoint presentation for O levels business, had already thought of the idea, the PM said he should appoint the Tiger Force for this task.
“And while they’re at it, tell them to bring peace in the middle east as well,” he said. “Oh, and Kashmir.”
from Pakistan Today https://ift.tt/2Uh1tFf
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